Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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