it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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