I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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