Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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