I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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