Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
