kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
