I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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