yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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