I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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