Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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