Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's blow job season.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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