How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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