Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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