I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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