Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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