Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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