I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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