Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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