the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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