Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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