Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
