Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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