no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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