if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
