these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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