sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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