I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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