That's intense
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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