not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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