You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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