Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
