Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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