thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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