Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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