I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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