I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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