he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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