It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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