Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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