Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My ass is underappreciated
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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