Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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