I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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