is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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