if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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