hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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