I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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