I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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