i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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