Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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